Sunday, May 17, 2009

Mary's MILFs





Have you ever noticed no one on earth actually looks like Elvis Presley? Sure, impersonators grow their chops and practice their sneer, but other than his daughter Lisa Marie, no one else actually looks like Elvis. Whatever your opinions are about Elvis Presley, there's one fact that is undeniable. He was strikingly beautiful, and crazy sexy.










Try as they may, no woman (or man) could ever fix Elvis. I'm sad that he died so very young (42), but I'm glad we never had to see him get plastic surgery to fix his funny nose or poof up his beautiful lips. I'm glad we didn't have to watch him purchase a mouthful of huge, fake teeth or pull his face back into a tight, frightening mask like so many others have done. Nope, I want to remember Elvis just the way he was.
One fun thing about Elvis is, there are at least two of him! Young, Hot Elvis, and Jumpsuit Elvis. Don't be too quick to discount Jumpsuit Elvis. After sitting down and watching "Aloha From Hawaii" you will discover not only was his voice in it's greatest form, but with those little fringes dangling down, so was his ass.
Just look at that physique and those hips!





Elvis was bad, Elvis was good. Elvis was troubled, Elvis was sick. Elvis was generous. Elvis could be a freak. He was addicted to pills. He was torn between right and wrong. He lived a life none of us could even fathom.
Of course that means Mary will always love him.






1 comment:

Puddin said...

Long live The King.