I like Johnny Depp....alot. I like Johnny Depp the actor, and one day I may feature him as a MILF, but today we are going to talk about the epitome of bad; Captain Jack Sparrow.
He's a pirate. He's dirty. He plays with guns and swords. He's always drunk; and he's got a pissed off woman in every port.
In 2003, I was pretty sure I could fix him.