Conversation between my son, 14 and my daughter, 12, while watching my daughter's favorite singer on American Idol.
Daughter: Who are those girls?
Son: What girls?
Daughter: Those girls from the audience, all around Colton.
Son: (Sighs) I feel sorry for your boyfriend.
Daughter: I don't have a boyfriend.
Son: Well when you do; I feel sorry for him.
Son: Because you're so insecure.
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